Tomorrow at the Madison Java User Group (MadJUG):
Open Software Integrators' resident Groovy Guru, Shawn Hartsock, will illuminate us with the outcome of his successful quests for the holy Grails of cloud performance and cloud deployment. Shawn will talk about a few ways in which you can do cloud computing. He will review a project that he created in Gaelyk for observing the cloud "under load". He will compare and contrast cloud (or "Internet scale") applications from "enterprise" scale applications.
...and here I was thinking Shawn would teach people Iñupiaq or Qawiaraq, little did I know that he knows a Celtic language!